What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
12.06.2025 08:08
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you know a good lawyer joke?
Yes sir it is.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Can someone write me a sex story?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Sure no problem officer.
How do I overcome attachment issues?
After a few moments he returns.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.